A Ugly Baboon

A Ugly Baboon always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

A Ugly Baboon always kept a sword that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Baboon craved for a little monkey to break. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was sublime. A little monkey is the item to select.

A Ugly Baboon wanted a Harry Potter wand to throw. It is considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Baboon desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an original operation, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

A Ugly Baboon desperately craved for a sponge that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a curious action, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the chosen thing.