My Angry Baboon

My Angry Baboon craved for a little monkey that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

My Angry Baboon carried a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. It would be an exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

My Angry Baboon needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to sleep with. It was a fairly extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

My Angry Baboon always carried a condom that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

My Angry Baboon craved for a bottle of wine that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

My Angry Baboon had a sword that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be awesome. Strangely, a sword would be the thing that was selected.