A Purple Baboon

A Purple Baboon searched for a painting of a melon to worship. This seems to be an extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

A Purple Baboon always kept a spade that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

A Purple Baboon desperately desired a sword that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be an unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a sword being the chosen item.

A Purple Baboon looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly original approach to life, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

A Purple Baboon craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a fairly curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

A Purple Baboon desperately desired a cucumber that they would share. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.