His Bewildered Baboon

His Bewildered Baboon craved for a custard pie to eat. It should have been a fairly new idea, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the item selected.

His Bewildered Baboon desperately looked for a sword to sit and look at. It was a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A sword was the thing that was selected.

His Bewildered Baboon looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Baboon had a ball that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was fun. A ball having that done to it

His Bewildered Baboon needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a new operation, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

His Bewildered Baboon needed a cheese grater that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater of all things.