His Adventurous Baboon

His Adventurous Baboon desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

His Adventurous Baboon always had with them a chocolate bar to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

His Adventurous Baboon needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

His Adventurous Baboon always carried a CD player that they would sometimes eat. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be miraculous. A CD player is the thing that was chosen.

His Adventurous Baboon found a stapler that they sometimes worship. This is certainly an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

His Adventurous Baboon desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly an unusual idea, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom would be the chosen thing.