Their Big Baboon

Their Big Baboon always had with them a condom that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a condom of all things.

Their Big Baboon wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

Their Big Baboon needed a melon that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Their Big Baboon looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

Their Big Baboon desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Their Big Baboon looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been an extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.