Fucking Baboon

Fucking Baboon craved for a set square to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the item that was selected.

Fucking Baboon desperately desired a bat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be epic. Remarkably, a bat of all things.

Fucking Baboon wanted a spade that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was fun. Honestly, a spade being the item selected.

Fucking Baboon desperately craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

Fucking Baboon desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often smash. This might appear to be a weird idea, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was awesome. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

Fucking Baboon desperately needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. A lava lamp being the chosen item.