Her Tired Baboon

Her Tired Baboon wanted a pen that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was breathtaking. Honestly, a pen is the thing to select.

Her Tired Baboon desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

Her Tired Baboon owned a set square to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was wonderful. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Tired Baboon desperately craved for a dildo that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

Her Tired Baboon desperately searched for a spade that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade was the chosen thing.

Her Tired Baboon needed a bag of poop to cuddle. It was a peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.