Her Grumpy Baboon

Her Grumpy Baboon always had with them a bottle of wine to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly strange proposal, to most, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

Her Grumpy Baboon searched for a little monkey that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. A little monkey being the item opted for.

Her Grumpy Baboon looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a fairly new action, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Baboon desperately wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

Her Grumpy Baboon desperately craved for a computer that they would occasionally experiment on. It is an unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A computer of all things.

Her Grumpy Baboon always kept a wig that they sometimes share. It was a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was opted for.