His Worrisome Baboon

His Worrisome Baboon always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

His Worrisome Baboon found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

His Worrisome Baboon searched for a melon that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

His Worrisome Baboon desperately looked for a pen that they would break. It might be a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

His Worrisome Baboon needed a teapot that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to select.

His Worrisome Baboon desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the chosen thing.