His Angry Baboon

His Angry Baboon carried a tomato that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a bizarre action, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

His Angry Baboon always had with them a tomato to put up their bum. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

His Angry Baboon often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

His Angry Baboon needed a dildo that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

His Angry Baboon carried a set square that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

His Angry Baboon desperately wanted a mug that they liked to smash. It should have been a fairly new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.