The Foolish Baboon

The Foolish Baboon needed a bag of flour to worship. It was considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Foolish Baboon desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.

The Foolish Baboon carried a computer that they would occasionally smash. It is an odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be magnificent. A computer would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Baboon found a lava lamp to drop. It might be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Foolish Baboon desperately wanted a lava lamp that they liked to experiment on. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Baboon desperately desired a mug that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was chosen.