The Tired Baboon

The Tired Baboon desired a pint of beer that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Tired Baboon had a pencil sharpener to drop. It was a strange activity, to me, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be magnificent. A pencil sharpener of all things.

The Tired Baboon searched for a spade that they sometimes eat. It was a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a spade being the item opted for.

The Tired Baboon desired a rubber johnny that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Tired Baboon carried a porno magazine to embrace. It is a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Baboon had a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bottle of coke being the item selected.