The Stupid Baboon

The Stupid Baboon desperately looked for a dildo to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Stupid Baboon desperately craved for a custard pie to share. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A custard pie is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Baboon found a pen that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Baboon desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a strange activity, to some, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Baboon desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes cuddle. It was an astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was stunning. A magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Stupid Baboon desperately craved for a can of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a can of coke of all things.