The Hungry Baboon

The Hungry Baboon often carried a dildo that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Baboon owned a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Baboon desperately wanted a toilet brush to break. This might appear to be an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Hungry Baboon had a rubber chicken that they liked to eat. This seems a strange activity, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Hungry Baboon always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally throw. It is a fairly strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Baboon desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.