A Confused Baboon

A Confused Baboon desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would experiment on. It should be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

A Confused Baboon looked for a stapler that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be an exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. A stapler is the thing to choose.

A Confused Baboon desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Baboon desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often put on his head. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

A Confused Baboon needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

A Confused Baboon had a big sponge that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen thing.