The Silly Baboon

The Silly Baboon desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Silly Baboon needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. A can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Baboon desperately wanted a mug that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Silly Baboon looked for a mug that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Baboon always carried a spade that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Silly Baboon desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a hat being the thing selected.