His Boring Baboon

His Boring Baboon desperately desired a block of cheese that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was magnificent. A block of cheese is the item to opt for.

His Boring Baboon desperately searched for a wig that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is an unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item to opt for.

His Boring Baboon always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

His Boring Baboon looked for a bottle of coke to smash. It might have been an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

His Boring Baboon searched for a rubber johnny to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

His Boring Baboon owned a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.