A Jolly Baboon

A Jolly Baboon desperately desired a spade to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a spade being the thing selected.

A Jolly Baboon found a pencil sharpener that they would often worship. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

A Jolly Baboon always carried a porno magazine that they liked to worship. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

A Jolly Baboon looked for a bag of flour that they would often demolish. This could be considered a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Baboon desperately desired a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly strange action, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to select.

A Jolly Baboon craved for a lava lamp that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.