His Square Baboon

His Square Baboon needed a cucumber that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

His Square Baboon desperately wanted a piece of paper to insert somewhere. This is certainly a funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be wonderous. A piece of paper being the chosen item.

His Square Baboon desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

His Square Baboon craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

His Square Baboon desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

His Square Baboon desperately desired a big sponge that they would sleep with. It is a new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.