A Funny Baboon

A Funny Baboon found a pint of cider that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

A Funny Baboon desperately wanted a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a crown would be the item chosen.

A Funny Baboon owned a spade that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to select.

A Funny Baboon carried a sponge that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was out of this world. A sponge being the item selected.

A Funny Baboon always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Funny Baboon desperately craved for a ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a ball would be the chosen thing.