A Hungry Baboon

A Hungry Baboon had a spade to worship. It is considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a spade of all things.

A Hungry Baboon owned a rubber chicken that they would often put on his head. It would have been an odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

A Hungry Baboon had a Harry Potter wand that they would cuddle. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

A Hungry Baboon desired a pencil sharpener that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

A Hungry Baboon always kept a ball that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be an unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was selected.

A Hungry Baboon desperately needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. It would be a surprising thought, to some, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.