Her Bum Loving Baboon

Her Bum Loving Baboon desperately desired a cucumber that they would often hug. It would have been an exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the item opted for.

Her Bum Loving Baboon wanted a sack of potatoes that they would worship. This seems a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Baboon carried a ball to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Baboon looked for a rubber johnny to demolish. It would be a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Baboon owned a big sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

Her Bum Loving Baboon always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was miraculous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.