Her Cheerful Baboon

Her Cheerful Baboon looked for a can of Tango that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

Her Cheerful Baboon looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

Her Cheerful Baboon desperately craved for a little monkey to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey of all things.

Her Cheerful Baboon always had with them a pint of cider that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

Her Cheerful Baboon always carried a can of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Her Cheerful Baboon wanted a bag of poop that they liked to throw. It should have been an astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen item.