The Square Baby

The Square Baby desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a sponge being the thing opted for.

The Square Baby had a bottle of wine that they would throw. It was a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

The Square Baby desperately looked for a CD player that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be awesome. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item chosen.

The Square Baby had a bat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bat being the item selected.

The Square Baby had a sword that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Baby, who felt it was entertaining. A sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Square Baby craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.