His Horny Baby

His Horny Baby desperately needed a set of lego that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to me, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

His Horny Baby always carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be out of this world. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

His Horny Baby desperately desired a helmet that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

His Horny Baby owned a condom that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to opt for.

His Horny Baby needed a bag of poop that they liked to sleep with. This seems a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

His Horny Baby craved for a rubber johnny that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly strange thought, to you, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.