The Bum Loving Baby

The Bum Loving Baby wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Baby searched for a dildo that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Baby found a tomato that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Baby desperately wanted a radiator that they would annihilate It would be a fairly weird exercise, to some, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Baby carried a cucumber that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Baby, who feels it was magnificent. Honestly, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Baby always kept a can of coke that they sometimes throw. This seems a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.