The Brainy Baby

The Brainy Baby found a set square that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. A set square being the thing opted for.

The Brainy Baby always had with them a stretchman that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Strangely, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Brainy Baby desperately looked for a crown that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Brainy Baby desperately desired a radiator that they would often break. This is certainly an astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. A radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Baby desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to me, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Baby searched for a pen that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. A pen is the item that was chosen.