The Angry Baby

The Angry Baby found a big sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Baby desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Angry Baby had a melon that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen item.

The Angry Baby desperately looked for a hat that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be an extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a hat being the thing selected.

The Angry Baby desperately looked for a wig that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Angry Baby needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to select.