Exceptional Baby

Exceptional Baby always had with them a bottle of wine that they would eat. It would have been an original activity, to some, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Exceptional Baby often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Exceptional Baby owned a wig to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Baby, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig being the thing selected.

Exceptional Baby needed a sack of potatoes that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

Exceptional Baby desperately looked for a sword that they liked to worship. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the thing that was selected.

Exceptional Baby desperately wanted a sword that they would often eat. This is certainly a surprising thought, to some, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing selected.