His Fucking Baby

His Fucking Baby needed a set of lego that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

His Fucking Baby found a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen item.

His Fucking Baby desperately needed a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A sponge of all things.

His Fucking Baby found a custard pie that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Baby desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would experiment on. It is a somewhat surprising action, to most, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

His Fucking Baby looked for a set of lego that they would often smash. It would be a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.