Her Eccentric Baby

Her Eccentric Baby desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. A vibrator being the chosen thing.

Her Eccentric Baby owned a cucumber that they sometimes play with. It should be a fairly unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Baby always kept a radiator that they would often sleep with. This seems a funny activity, to some, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to choose.

Her Eccentric Baby owned a bottle of beer that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Her Eccentric Baby looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Baby always kept a helmet that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to select.