My Bum Loving Baby

My Bum Loving Baby desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Baby had a computer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a new operation, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Baby desperately searched for a stapler to eat. This could be considered an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing selected.

My Bum Loving Baby desperately desired a spade that they liked to annihilate It is a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Baby desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Baby wanted a hat that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was wonderous. A hat was the chosen item.