The Confused Baby

The Confused Baby often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes smash. It would be an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is exciting. A rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Confused Baby carried a bottle of wine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine having that done to it

The Confused Baby owned a bag of flour that they would often throw. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Baby needed a cup that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly new operation, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. A cup was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Baby always had with them a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to me, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Confused Baby always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to you, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.