Chinese Baby

Chinese Baby searched for a little monkey that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

Chinese Baby often carried a condom that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

Chinese Baby desperately wanted a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

Chinese Baby always kept a sponge that they would break. It should be a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Chinese Baby always kept a radiator that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

Chinese Baby found a mug that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is wonderous. A mug would be the item that was opted for.