My Funny Baby

My Funny Baby owned a sword that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

My Funny Baby always had with them a cheese grater to play with. This could be considered a surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

My Funny Baby owned a stapler that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

My Funny Baby desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes annihilate It might be an exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

My Funny Baby often carried a bat that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Baby, who feels it was epic. Honestly, a bat is the item to choose.

My Funny Baby often carried a custard pie that they would often worship. It would be a fairly weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is amazing. A custard pie being the thing opted for.