Her Retarded Baby

Her Retarded Baby carried a hat that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the item selected.

Her Retarded Baby craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally drop. It should have been an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

Her Retarded Baby searched for a dildo that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

Her Retarded Baby desperately needed a custard pie that they would often put up their bum. It might have been an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Baby often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is an unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Her Retarded Baby always had with them a cup to throw. It might have been an odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cup was the item that was selected.