His Boring Baby

His Boring Baby always kept a bottle of beer to worship. This is certainly an exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Boring Baby always carried a porno magazine that they would often share. This seems to be a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be miraculous. A porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

His Boring Baby desired a porno magazine to insert somewhere. It might have been a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

His Boring Baby desperately craved for a set square that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Baby wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Baby always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was epic. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing to choose.