The Eccentric Baby

The Eccentric Baby needed a set of lego to play with. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Baby owned a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. It was a funny idea, to you, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

The Eccentric Baby craved for a painting of a melon to break. It would have been a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Baby searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Baby found a CD player that they sometimes play with. This is certainly an unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player having that done to it

The Eccentric Baby searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.