The Fat Baby

The Fat Baby had a set square to put on his head. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Baby desperately needed a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Baby desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would worship. It is an astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Fat Baby needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Fat Baby always kept a bottle of wine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Baby, who expected it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Baby often carried a piece of paper that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. A piece of paper being the thing selected.