The Retarded Baby

The Retarded Baby found a radiator that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Baby desperately desired a computer that they would sometimes hug. This seems an astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. A computer was the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Baby wanted a vibrator to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a peculiar action, to some, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A vibrator would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Baby found a cucumber that they would eat. One might find this to be a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Baby desperately wanted a computer to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Baby desperately craved for a CD player to annihilate One might say this is a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.