The Bewildered Baby

The Bewildered Baby looked for a teapot that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Baby desperately desired a bat to experiment on. It might have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Baby always carried a bottle of coke to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Baby often carried a toilet brush that they would worship. It might be a fairly funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Baby always carried a can of Tango that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Baby, who expected it was entertaining. A can of Tango is the thing to select.

The Bewildered Baby found a condom that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.