Her Exceptional Baby

Her Exceptional Baby always kept a sword that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a sword being the chosen item.

Her Exceptional Baby desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes share. This might appear to be an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

Her Exceptional Baby often carried a toilet brush that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Baby needed a stretchman that they would often play with. This could be considered a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a stretchman of all things.

Her Exceptional Baby wanted a sponge that they would occasionally eat. It is an exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Exceptional Baby desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A rubber johnny is the item to choose.