His Eccentric Baby

His Eccentric Baby wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to sit and look at. It would be an unusual action, to me, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

His Eccentric Baby desperately wanted a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Baby always kept a sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Baby always kept a block of cheese that they would often demolish. It was a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Baby desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Baby desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.