The Yellow Baby

The Yellow Baby searched for a computer that they would play with. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. A computer was the chosen thing.

The Yellow Baby desperately needed a pint of cider to hug. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be out of this world. A pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Baby desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to you, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Yellow Baby needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Baby, who expected it was simply life. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Baby desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Yellow Baby desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often eat. It was a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.