Boring Baby

Boring Baby always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Baby, who feels it was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

Boring Baby desperately searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Boring Baby desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was selected.

Boring Baby desperately desired a computer that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a computer was the chosen thing.

Boring Baby desperately wanted a big sponge that they would rub on his belly. It was a surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

Boring Baby desperately needed a set square to drop. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to select.