The Crazy Baby

The Crazy Baby desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Baby needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Baby searched for a radiator to cuddle. It was a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to choose.

The Crazy Baby found a pen that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Baby owned a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thought it was fun. A bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Crazy Baby desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.