My Confused Baby

My Confused Baby desperately needed a wig that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig being the thing selected.

My Confused Baby had a stretchman that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly different thought, to you, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

My Confused Baby owned a melon that they sometimes hug. It is a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to opt for.

My Confused Baby desperately desired a radiator to drop. One might find this to be a fairly different exercise, to me, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item to choose.

My Confused Baby desperately searched for a crown that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be miraculous. Honestly, a crown would be the item that was selected.

My Confused Baby desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is wonderful. A bottle of beer was the chosen item.