The Big Baby

The Big Baby desperately needed a stretchman to insert somewhere. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Baby owned a block of cheese that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Big Baby desperately craved for a crown that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to select.

The Big Baby desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would cuddle. It might be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Big Baby looked for a bag of poop to put up their bum. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. A bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Big Baby owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly different action, to some, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.