His Naughty Baby

His Naughty Baby desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

His Naughty Baby had a custard pie that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is an original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the item opted for.

His Naughty Baby desperately desired a sword that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was selected.

His Naughty Baby desperately looked for a tomato that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been an original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato having that done to it

His Naughty Baby craved for a vibrator that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be exciting. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

His Naughty Baby had a computer to try to balance on their head. It might be a bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the item opted for.